Showing posts with label 1985. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1985. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

A brief guide to the music videos of FLETCH

I know, I've been gone for a while.  My apologies to the two or three people that actually noticed -- I hope you've been watching something good! 

You probably have.  There's a lot of neat stuff out there.

Anyway, when I started this vanity blog, my plan was to keep it updated constantly, several times a day, like a real-life website that multiple people were in charge of.  That worked for a while, thanks to the ability to plan things on the weekends and have them slowly leak out during the week.  Soon, however, it became more of a burden than something fun -- which was the whole point of starting this in the first place.

After a few false re-starts, I think I'm ready to commit again, though this time, I'll just be posting sporadically -- whenever I find something notable enough to write about.

Without further ado...

I miss the time when a movie's soundtrack provided a music video for just about every dang song on it.  I have no idea if this tactic worked as a merchandising device, though evidence suggests it didn't, as with few exceptions, most music from '80s movies is remembered only in the context of the movie itself. 

FLETCH, the 1985 cinematic adaptation of Gregory McDonald's series of detective novels starring Chevy Chase as the titular character, had not one, not two, but three music videos devoted to the songs on the soundtrack.  I hadn't realized this until recently, having only been aware of the video for Harold Faltermeyer's Art of Noise-y instrumental theme music, which features Faltermeyer wandering around a beach and occasionally playing synthesizer.  It's "integrated" into the movie in that, er, it's set on the beach, where part of the film is, and one point, he seems to be calling Fletch.  Sort of.



The prolific Will Harris, he of the AV Club's excellent "Random Roles" feature, pointed out this second music video, which is significantly more nuts.  Stephanie Mills sings the "actual" theme from FLETCH in a bizarre performance art space that's probably best described as "'80s futurism."  Clips from the film show up via video screens and sound samples.



But look!  Defenseless babies!  No, I kid.  Things do, however, get even weirder with our final FLETCH video, that actually seems to feature new footage with Chase shot for the video itself.  At least, I don't remember a scene in FLETCH where the lead character ran into a tent and watched George Wendt appearing in a crystal ball operated by Dan Hartman.  There is leather.  And random glitter.  And it feels like it was meant for a DEATHSTALKER sequel.




I could be wrong, though. It's been a while since I've seen the film.


Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Ten minutes of the little-seen "Little Muppet Monsters"

In 1985, the Jim Henson-produced "Muppet Babies" spin-off was big on the Saturday morning cartoon scene, so CBS wanted to expand the franchise further. "Muppet Babies" was to be paired with "Little Muppet Monsters," a live-action show much more in line with the "Muppet Show" set-up, with the show depicting the running of the show itself, and with the original Muppets in cameo roles.  Animated segments were also added, provided by Marvel Productions.

The show lasted all of three episodes before the "Muppets, Babies and Monsters" combo promised on CBS's Saturday morning promotional materials faded into oblivion.  While the series has never released to home video (twelve episodes were left unaired), here are ten minutes from the unaired episode nine, which lacks certain Muppet celebrity cameos and the animated segments.






Thursday, December 25, 2014

A young boy gets a Santa surprise Tim Sullivan's 1985 short film A CHRISTMAS TREAT

Sullivan, later the director of 2001 MANIACS and co-director of CHILLERAMA, cut his teeth with this short film about a young boy who dreams of Santa's impending arrival -- only to find the real deal is something much less holiday-friendly.




Wednesday, December 24, 2014

A 1985 documentary chronicling Katrina and the Waves' "Walking on Sunshine" success


It's time to feel good!  Shot during the Waves' 1985 summer tour, here's a behind-the-scenes look at the English rock band during the summer of their greatest fame that lacks VH1-style freneticism or "polish" (read: ridiculous editing) and feels all the richer and more "real" for it.  Granted, it was just made to sell the (included) music videos, but it's still an enjoyable trip.  It also features "Walking on Sunshine" being played a few times, but don't worry, they've got other songs too.




Monday, December 22, 2014

Michael Keaton plays a has-been film star striving for a revivial in 1985's "But I'm Happy"

Aired as part of David Letterman's "Holiday Film Festival," the Keaton-produced short finds him playing a cocky, broke version of himself, down on his luck and unwanted by the industry.  BIRDMAN is a remake of this, only much longer and without Ron and Clint Howard.




Monday, December 8, 2014

1985 trailer for faux killer chicken film POULTRYGEIST


In 2006, Troma Films released POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD, a tale of zombie chickens.  But the title was in conceptual use two decades earlier, when "Turkey Television," the short-lived spin-off of Nickelodeon's "You Can't Do That on Television," aired a trailer for a sequel to FEATHERS OF FEAR, in which the "ultimate horror returns to the screen" using vintage movie clips.  Did this POULTRYGEIST inspire Troma's?  I have no idea, so I'll say "sure."





Wednesday, December 3, 2014

The opening scene from John Paizs' fantastic CRIME WAVE


1985's CRIME WAVE, awkwardly re-titled THE BIG CRIME WAVE for the video release, is another completely underappreciated film of the '80s, an inventive, colorful homage to crime films about a silent screenwriter incapable of writing the middle of his tales.  It's a film unlike any other, and it's currently getting re-released after a restoration, so watch for it around, and let the first five minutes of the film tide you over until then:





Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Commercial for the 1985 KRUSH GROOVE Christmas concert

This 30 second ad for the Madison Square Garden event to tie in with the hip-hop movie classic seems like a fantastic way to spend the post-holiday season, with the likes of Run DMC, Kurtis Blow, LL Cool J and Doug E. Fresh in attendence, but post-concert events turned into a debacle when two people ended up in critical condition and five others were stabbed.



Friday, November 28, 2014

In Jonathan Mostow's 1985 short, DR. DOBERMIND only has vanilla

Today marks the 53rd birthday of Jonathan Mostow, the director of BREAKDOWN, SURROGATES and TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES.  (Also BEVERLY HILLS BODYSNATCHERS!)  But he got his start with this short film, an entertainingly bizarre story included on the FRIGHT SHOW/CINEMAGIC compilation released in 1985.














Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Evening Entertainment: Celebrate Charles Schultz's birthday with 1985's YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN


Sure, there's a Peanuts Thanksgiving special to watch, but why not take a look at one of the more obscure TV specials based on Charles Schultz's beloved characters?  This 50-minute special originally aired in November of 1985 is an animated (and shortened) adaptation of the 1967 musical that starred Gary Burghoff (!) in its initial off-Broadway run.  Snoopy has a narrated voice, which is a bit distracting, but as an adaptation of the stage musical, it makes sense.





Friday, November 21, 2014

The Computer Critters teach about Databases

Sorry about the dead time yesterday (I hope you found something else to watch!), but, computers, am I right? I don't care what the computer critters say about the joys of organizing database systems in this 1985 Saturday morning short. Yeah, critters, wait'll you see Geos!






Morning Music Video: Toni Basil - "Over My Head"

I've always hated the designation of Toni Basil as a "one-hit wonder" solely because she never hit the charts again after her 1983 hit "Mickey," recorded when she was nearly 40 and featuring a video in which she dances around in a cheerleader outfit.  Basil is so much more than a singer -- as an actress, she appeared in FIVE EASY PIECES, EASY RIDER and GREASER'S PALACE, and as a choreographer, she worked with David Bowie and Bette Midler on stage shows along with working on films like THE ROSE, AMERICAN GRAFFITI, MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING and THAT THING YOU DO!.  

So, basically, screw you, people that think of Basil as "that 'Mickey' girl."  She's great, even in her follow-up to her pop hit, which finds her bursting out of pulp novel covers.  Is it odd?  Yes!  But Toni Basil doesn't give a crap - just look at her expressions.  She doesn't care if you think she's sexy or a pop icon.  She's just having a great time and enjoying the ride.






Friday, November 7, 2014

Evening Entertainment -- L.A. Connection's Mad Movies turns "The Little Princess" into "The Exorcist"

The L.A. Connection was a comedy trouble based in, obviously, Los Angeles, who produced the syndicated series "Mad Movies" in 1985, re-dubbing old films with new, comic dialogue.  The process was looked down upon by cult film fans for a while (check out the reviews in cult film mags for the L.A. Connection's REEFER MADNESS II: THE TRUE STORY and BLOBBERMOUTH) but they're really a lot of fun.  So fun, in fact, that "Cashiers du Cinemart" writer Mike White has recently written a book on the show, which you can read about here

In this episode, the Shirley Temple THE LITTLE PRINCESS gets re-worked as an EXORCIST rip-off.  (I could still do without the off-putting laugh track.)


Thursday, November 6, 2014

Watch This Thing - News feature for 1985's Halcyon Laserdisc Video Game system


Laserdisc games outside of the arcade never really happened, but it wasn't for RDI's lack of trying, as they released the Halcyon gaming system in 1985 at a perfectly reasonable $2500 price point.  This ad features the gameplay of their NFL Football game which seems, well, technically interactive, anyway.  Rick Dyer, the system's creator, was one of the men behind "Dragon's Lair."  He did not find repeated success here.

Friday, October 31, 2014

Halloween Dance Party! I Was Afraid to Love You

Nothing says romance like Dr. Pepper and random shots of Raymond Burr reacting to things in this video made to promote GODZILLA 1985.


Halloween Dance Party! Shari Belafonte - Get Dead


From the 1985 TV-movie THE MIDNIGHT HOUR, Shari Belafonte leads a dance of the undead that Michael Jackson would... well, at least watch for a few seconds.


Halloween Dance Party! The Motels - Shock

From the New Wave Band's 1985 album of the same name.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Watch This Thing - Slow computer got you down? Who you gonna call? MACHINE BUSTERS!

If those electrical devices are driving you nuts, let Ray Parker Jr. (along with Richard Simmons, Hervé Villechaize, Jerry Mathers, Barbara Billingsley, Rene Auberjonois, Fred Willard and more) tell you what to do about it in this clip from a 1985 ABC TV-special about life's little irritations. Bashin' will make you feel good.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

The late Marcia Strassman stars alongside Michael McKean, Christopher Guest and Harry Shearer in a 1985 short

Marcia Strassman passed away this weekend after a battle with breast cancer at the age of 66, far too young for such a talented comedic performer. While certainly most known her for roles in "Welcome Back, Kotter" and the HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS films, she was in a heck of a lot more than that. Check her out in this 1985 musical short mock industrial film about a corporate name change made for David Letterman's "Holiday Film Festival" TV special with Michael McKean, Harry Shearer (who wrote and directed) and Christopher Guest, the latter playing a bit of a proto-Corky St. Clair.