John Candy as Divine, singing "Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me"

It's not Peter Pan, but it'll do.

Evening Entertainment: Eugene Levy stars in 1988's THE ENIGMA OF BOBBY BITTMAN

Happy birthday to the heavily eyebrowed Levy, who turns 68 today!  Drive your Chevy to the Levy with his 1988 Cinemax comedy special, a fake documentary profiling his "Bobby Bittman" entertainer character that originated on "SCTV."

SCTV wishes you a Happy Hanukkah with the "You! Chanukah Special"

Libby Wolfson (Andrea Martin) wants to tell the gentiles about the Hanukkah traditions, enlisting guest Sue Bopper Simpson-no, wait, make that Bopstein-to tell the story of the holiday.  Unfortunately, Wolfson can't get the story right.

John Candy is Divine in the only "Peter Pan" worth your time

"Andy Warhol and John Waters in conjunction with Saliva Productions" bring you this SCTV short, promising a "Peter Pan" featuring John Candy playing Divine playing Peter Pan.  The fact that this isn't a feature is a tragedy, even if nobody would get the David Steinberg jokes now.