A Thanksgiving without turkey? How will this 1951 family celebrate?

I'll assume your Thanksgiving was exactly like this one.  A batch of surly, whining brats learns how to not be ungrateful little snots in this 1951 ephemeral film because "they're still better off than the pilgrims."  Maybe if dad wasn't such a useless ghost of a man, incapable of coming up with an alternative plan, this never would have happened.  At least they're thankful for the library. 

Learn how to cook turkey the Armour way in this 1951 short

Still need some help with that last-minute dinner planning?  Let the turkey masters at the Marie Gifford kitchen tell you about this "good new" way of having turkey any time of the year.  Thanks, Prelinger Archives!