Steven Reed gives you the most despressing cooking tips

The internet is a fickle thing.  A couple of years ago, there was a brief moment of fame awarded to Steven Reed, a Weber State University student who had a segment on the university news program about cooking.   But Reed's glory was short-lived, and I'm puzzled as to why, as his segments are internet gold, as the worst recipes of "A Man, A Plan, A Can" come to life in the form of the most depressing host imaginable.  Intermittent, upbeat music randomly appears in the background.  It's... something.